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#Burt reynolds smokey and the bandit quotes tv#

(Jackie Gleason) 'Get off of there, you Moose twit.'.

(Jackie Gleason) 'What the hell is this, a drive-in movie?'.

(Jackie Gleason) 'Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T.

(Jackie Gleason) 'You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella.'.(Policeman) 'Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'What the hell is the world coming to?'.

(Jackie Gleason) 'My handle's Smokey Bear and I'm tail-grabbin yo ass right now.'.(Burt Reynolds) 'Well what's your handle son, and what's your twenty?'.(Jackie Gleason) 'You got trouble comin -'.(Burt Reynolds) 'Well, talk to me good buddy.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'Bandit I got a smokey report for you.(Burt Reynolds) 'Come on back, breaker.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'Breaker, breaker for the Bandit.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ass.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'Apprehend that horse ass for reckless driving.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'Put the evidence in the car.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'I saw that, you sombitch.(Jackie Gleason) 'Oh, you can THINK about it - but don't do it.'.(Jackie Gleason) 'And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself.(Jackie Gleason) 'Just keep your eye out for that Mr.(Patrolman - Traffic Jam) 'I don't care if your name is Broderick Crawford -'.Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.' (Jackie Gleason) 'Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr.You got to stop thinkin so negative son, we aint not never made it yet have we?' (Burt Reynolds) 'That's cause we ain't never done it in no rig.(Jerry Reed) 'Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain't never been done before, not in no rig.'.(Jerry Reed) 'Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck.'.He snuck in my back door when I wasn't lookin'.' (Jerry Reed) 'You know who that is? That be the Evel Knievel.(Jerry Reed) 'He about as crazy as you are ugly.'.Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that girl's got on. (Jerry Reed) 'What's she wearing now? Come back.(Jerry Reed) 'I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you?'.(Burt Reynolds) 'Hold on to Fred, son.You better flip-flop back here and gimme' a hand, son, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. He snuck in my back door when I wasn't lookin'. Hey, Bandit, Hey, Bandit, listen to this.' (Burt Reynolds) 'I can drive any forkin' thing around.'.(Jerry Reed) 'You can't drive a fork lift.'.(Burt Reynolds) 'Well thats the reason, son.'.(Jerry Reed) 'Well they said it couldn't be done.'.(Burt Reynolds) 'What you an' Fred want?'.'Cause Fred definately DON'T like grease.' (Jerry Reed) 'I don't think my dog bit you, mister.The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 months.' (George Reynolds) 'Son he's not going anywhere.(Branford's Deputy) 'Yeah but Sheriff he's getting away.'.(George Reynolds) 'Where in the woods? Listen I don't care if your dad is the mayor, you wreck this car it's commin out of your pay.'.don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him.' (Branford's Deputy) 'You know something Sheriff?'.(Jackie Gleason) 'The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.'.(George Reynolds) 'The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.'.Smokey and the Bandit Quotes George Reynolds as Sheriff Branford Justice, George Reynolds as Sheriff Branford, Mike Henry as Junior, Sally Field as Carrie, Burt Reynolds as Bandit, Jerry Reed as Cledus Snow, Paul Williams as Little Enos, and Pat McCormick as Big Enos. The cast includes: Jackie Gleason as Buford T. Smokey and the Bandit is distributed by Universal Studios. Each episode of Smokey and the Bandit is 96 minutes long. Smokey and the Bandit is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Levy as producer, Bill Justis, and Jerry Reed in charge of musical score, and Bobby Byrne (cinematographer) as head of cinematography. It features Mort Engelberg, and Robert L. Smokey and the Bandit stopped airing in 1970.

#Burt reynolds smokey and the bandit quotes tv#

Smokey and the Bandit is a TV program that first aired in 1970.